Vah vah janab tusi vadiya jauk likhya golf wala.
Strange laws park ke kaafi knowledge mili.
Vais sachi pucchya jaye te mai kai saal to Guam jaan di sochi hai par eh tuadi khabar parh ke kafi encouragement mili hai
But Guam girls in recent times are ballooned and overweight. Possibly thats the reason these pro's have a job there.
Strange Laws of the world....
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals
of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The
sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Wonder which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world
that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, though.)
Khush Raho
The Truth Is Easier
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made pssionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild
sex, they fell asleep, awaking around eight p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling", replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I
fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
Happy new year to everyone !!
umeed hai k nawan saal saareya layi lakh lakh khushiya te khede lai k aawe...
An exact replica of a letter a daughter wrote to her parents from college
Dear Mom and Dad:
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but, before you read on, please sit down.
YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN.
OKAY! Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it caught
fire shortly after my arrival are pretty well healed now. I only get those sick headaches once a day. Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who called the fire department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital and, since I had nowhere to live because of the burned out dormitory, he was kind enough to invite me to share his apartment with him.
It's really a basement room, but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in love and are planning to be married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but it will be before my pregnancy begins to show.
Yes, Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward to being grandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the love, devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some minor infection, which prevents us from passing our pre-marital blood tests, and I carelessly caught it from him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin injections I am having daily.
I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and, although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I know your often-expressed tolerance will not permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is somewhat different than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good too, for I am told that his father is an important gun-bearer in the village from which he came.
Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or a skull fracture. I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged. I do not have syphilis and there is no man in my life. However, I am getting a 'D' in History and an 'F' in Science and I wanted you to see those marks in the proper perspective.
Rest is fine here..
Yours,
Your Loving Daughter.
Cheers :)
Haan beyi Ghseeta Siyan, sukh shaand taa hai? Chal theek hai pher milde aa....
Balle Balle Balle..
Chajju bhara.. dhanwaad tera .. i am honored!!
Per mere na de spelling change ker ditte ..It's Ghseeta Siyon.. chalo koi gal nahin ..sab chalda hai..
rab raakha..
Chhajju da rukka:) 
Bhai ghseeta ji maharaj ji gall eh si ke tuade spellinga te sarha bakaida jhagrha hoa kai ghante te asi haar ke ghasita ta likhya taaki belli log galat na samajh baithan.
Ghseet ghseet ke asi dobara ghasita to ghseeta hi kar dita hai.
Sannu pata hai ke eta toade prem da naam hai, par ki kariye sonyo changga barha lagda hai:)
Jatta ..chal shuker aa you finally got it before its too late ... :)
daveta ta main koi nahin .. per dil vee maada nahin ...
I finally got it. It's Ghaseeta Singh like Ghaseeta Mall, right?
Oye Koi na bharawa.. appan ta shugal kari jaane aa ..
tu mere te la de ..
Ghseeta siyan aa ta tu mere te hi laa ti, par koi gal nai.
Oye Banteya .. raunak mela jinna merzi ..
gal sun ik fer taji taji ..
Do bole (deaf) Santa te Banta raah wich milde ne ..
Santa Bante nu puchda, "Banta Siyon khet to aya?" Banta boleya, "oye nahin nahin, main ta khet to ayan"
Santa Boleya fer, "Oh acha acha, main socheya kite khet to aya..
chalo fer gal hundi aa..
Tuhaada apna,
Ghseeta ..
mai keha ghseeta siyan.. ronak mela shuru karo.. oye kush yaar hori vi mauja maar lain
Main kiha Admin sahib .. Sasriya kaal .. Gal iddan bai appan thoda karobaar wich rujhe rahe.. hun appan aa gaye haan .. sariyan udeeka khatam ..
shukriya thuhaada welcome da ...
tuhaada khatim,
Ghseeta Siyon
Ghseeta Siyon
Bhai balle balle! Kithe rahe tusi enne din?
Asi te tuade intezaar vich tedhe ho gaye.
You are welcome baba ji [youthful baba ji]
Kaake te kaakiyo ..
Layo fer gal suno ik amliya di ..
Layo ji Ik vaari pundrah veeh amli ikaathe rehnde hunde ne .. sardiya (winter) da mausam aya ta sochan lagge k hun ta kam khraab aa... appan nu pundran veeh rajayian lainiya paniya ki kariye ... wicho ik Amli boleya bai iddan kerde haan k ral k ikk waddi rajai lai lainde haan ikatthe ho k .. sare bade khush hoye bai paise bachange .. bah bai bah .. wicho mere werga uth k boleya oye j raat nu kise nu padd aa giya fer ? sarri raat musq sunghna pau .. ta fer Ghudda Almi kehnda pai jad vee kise nu padd aya, rola pa diyo FAUJAN(ARMY) AYIIAN te saare jaane apniya latta utte chak liyo.. musq bahar langh juga.... jado musq langh giya fer keh diyo k FAUJAN GAYIAN.. fer saare khush ho gaye bai wah bai wah ... hun theek aa..
chalo ji razaai aa gayi .. kam whadia chal piya.. uddan saari raat Faunjan da raula painda rahe ... chalo aukhe saukhe Amli time katti gaye ..
Ikk din kise maatad bhai amli da vyah aa giya te saareya ne rajj rajj k mithiayi (sweets) khaadi.. aa gayi raat... raat nu Kakkan amli ne pa ta raula .. FAUJAAAAAA AAYIAAAN.... Sareya ne latta utte chuk layiya ... ik mint do mint tin mint... Amli ta kiha hi na k fauja gayiya .. Raula lag gaye paun oyee hoya ni kam haale ...
Kakaan kehnda Oye Fauja ne ta ithe hi chauni (barrack) pa layi aa..
hope you understand what Kakkan Amli did .. :))))
Bolo Baba Ghseeta Siyon di ....... jaii.....