Oh kidah kuwari kuri kee haal chaal ya. Meh vee kuwara ha, chal chuleih.
mere walu tuhanu we satsriakal kumran ji.
Saray Mitran noo mera Salam tay Sat Sri Akal!
Aaj bara changa din hay ,tusee sarian lookan nal gal ho rahey hay .Maza aa gaya bhai .
Punjabi zinda bad
Recycled ramata ji,
Agar tuhada shear padan vaila asi apna dil te hath na rakhde ta shiyad sada dil tukra tukra ho ke bahar dig janda.....
wa wa wa kai gidar mara hai.....
IN 1972 WHEN AMERICANS WENT TO MOON,LANDED THERE CRAFT AND WERE ASTONISHED TO SEE ONE "PUNJABI " BHAU SITTING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS SUIT CASE AND ONE "KAMBAL".AMERICANS ASKED HIM " HOW THE HELL YOU MADE IT HERE???"
PUNJABI SAID " PATTA NAHIN AGENT NE BHEJIYA"
thoade saraian ley ek punjabi sher chad dan. tayar hojo te dil de ute hath rakh lo
"ishq mushq na dekh prava
na dekh tu sunder mukde
har mukde de ander dil hai
te har dil de ander dukhre"
samje ne walea noon vadyian
jena noo samje nahin ai te meno e mail paej do te mein samjane di puri koosish karoonga!!
Oye ... ai mai kithe aa gaya va ... oye .. ik gal kava .. this is too much yaar .. bwandarfulll ..
What jokes
Haan ji
Ik wary pher thuadi khidmat wich hazaree de reahan wa. Mera te dil kerda he ke sarre usee bharwan wanger rahiae per ai je politicians leader zaroor koi na koi phatda pai rekhde ney. Saari kiti karaai khooh wich pai jandi ae. Te pher shar pasaandah di moj ho jandi he. Kidon sade loki samjan ge ke ik para noo maar ke dooja kistran sukh naal reh gaa. o dushman jere aj chup kar ke bethe hoi ney kal othey para dey baad odha sir
waad chadenge.
Kaash saanoo sab noo samj aa jawe es to phele ke bari der ho jai.
Sab noon salaam Te Rab Rakhaa
Remeber me in your kind prayers
Saleem
mera nam Pardeep singh Bhoral ai main nama nama England vich aiwain ain manu aine sohney angrajee nahee bolneee oundee, England vech ai ke main bareiyan goriyan 'maman' dekhian ke mera baran bajh gayee, oh bale bale!
Aitha main bareeian goryian phasa rakheain ain oh sariyan hon 'salvar kameej' pondian ain. Te sariyan nu Roti pakoni aoundi ai, tahein ta hon mein batha Muli de parotha te, dahin, te makhni, khanda peyian ain, te huna huna 'Cindy' lase gayee ai te Juli merian lathan khut de payee ai, te bake deian 12 -13' mera 50 bachee sambhdiyan ne. " you see i am bery Busy man".
Pyare Saleem Bha'ji
Tuade darshan pake sade dil vich thand pai gayi hai.
Jara apne darshan sanu dende raha karo sonyo.
Asi te dar de maare Lahore de muqabila kise hor shahr nal karde hi nahi ji. Par sannu pata hai ke lahore de log gappa shappa maran vich ustad ne.
Ande jande raha karo.
Apni boli da maza hi hor haiga. Pawene asee kissye jaga chaley jaieh. Punjabi sun ke mazaa aa jandha hae. Main Put punjab da te sher mere hae lahore. Hor galaan chad deo, lahore de muqbil naheen koi hor. Ha Ha
Kar bhala te ho bhala, sub punjabian di kher.
Saleem
Bai gall hai ke tuade bina, amb vi phikke lagde ne. Halanki amb te kafi mitthe ne par dosta de bina mitthe amb vi kharbooje lagde ne.
Asi tuada na laike baki de amb kha lavange.
Tuadia galla ena mitthe amba to jyada mithhia ne.
Oh I forgot one thing....oops..
Editor ji,
Thanks for making correction in my name...
Pooja
In response to Jatti Ji,
Haanji bus tusi bi khush raho ji, haso khedo te jawanian manho.
in response to laddi ji...
asha ji....
khus raho..
to editor ji:
saddi khar magan da bauhat bauhat dhanwad
hun tak tan tusi sara amb kha laya honga.....
...mitha san....dasio?
love and peace to all...
Sone bhai Manjit ji
Kirpa karke apne programme de bare jara hor likho.
Laddi, Jatti te sone bhrao te bheno
Majedar galla vala page ik nave page te transfer kar dita
gaya hai.
Koi navia galla likho, kai bhrava ne sannu farmaish kitti
hai.
Ik bhra kahnda ke o sarhi photo dekhna chahende ne.
Bai gall hai ke sarhi photo sarhe mohalle de log bache draan
vaste rakhde ne. Asi apni photo lake bache nai drana
chahnde.
Sarhi shakal dekhan di bajai tusi ik dhol vekh lavo.
Kal kise ne kaha : edi shakal dekhi, dhol lagda.