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Jnaab Lahori Mall te Syalkoti Pahlwan ji di Duniya!


Lahore shahar to lahori mall tuanu salaam bhejda hai.

Baki Pahlwan ji te dudh cho rahe ne, [majja da] te cream sharim kadd ke aange. Ona de putt da naam vi vaise karim hai par shakal oddi va va :) par nam te oda kream hai na.

Ethe mhalle vich cha di dukaan hai, pathan kulfiya vala te ashik sahib da ghar sammne hai.
Shehar da bedda garaq keeta su.

Vardi vaalya ne te bhra sharif di changi khall layi su. Khair one vi dhaadhi andhergardi payisi.

Hor tusi akhoo mai kaha motiya valeo?
Bhra Lahori Mall

PS: Vaise Chhajju bhra rishte ch mera bhra hi hai. Bhanoyia ya bhra gall te ik hi aa. Onnu kinne sadde ditte hamesha kahnda agle mahine aavange. Computer shomputer de vich hi varya rahnda-:) Bha Chhajju Bhai tuada dost salamaat amrika ayu chheti..
By Raheel on Sunday, September 19, 2004 - 8:07 am:

Arz keta aae....
"Kash sari haseen kuryan dae dady mer jandae
Behanae ghum dae hundae unhaen dae gher tae jandae
aenj sochnae wi zalim pap hoey gae
Kul tu wee kisi haseena dae baap hhoey gae"

Maan di phuddi khoobsurat kuriyan di

By extreamist on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 11:05 am:

panjabyoon ki maa ki choooooooot.......bcuz punjabi nasal is baighiarat..thats why i hate all panjabi pplz...

By sohna munda on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 6:49 am:

Sarayan nu Namastey/Sat Sri Akal.

EK SOHNI KUDI LAI

Asi Europe wich nave han hor aje unspoiled han. Sannu etthe phiran hor fun waaste ek sohni jeyi kudi di lod ae. Do not worry faqt phiran waste, nothing serious. Saddha kam education wich haiga te asi tuadde career consultant vi ho sakde han.

Thanks
sd

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By chhajju on Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 5:44 am:

Balle Balle Lahori Mall ji
Tuada message mil gaya si te asi post kar dita si.
Hon tusi kado darshan den?

Bhai bbravo gall e hai ke Lahore vich bijli chali jaandi hai te computer vi kitte kitte ne te sarhe bhra ji nu kaafi door jana painda hai te o sannu email bhej sakde ne, par web te post karan da time ona nu ghat hi milda.

Khair Hor vi kai Lahore de pyare lok sannu likhde ne.

Tusi vi likh sakde ho.

Lahore te lahoriya di galla vah vah:)

By Punjabi.net Talk Editor on Sunday, June 20, 1999 - 10:24 am:

Pooja bhen ji

Tuade vaste khushbudar te mitthe mitthe amba de dabbe khad
ke rakhe si par asi tuada na laike ona nu kha rahe ha.
Baki tuadi khair hove.

By Laddi on Sunday, June 20, 1999 - 3:42 am:

Jatti Ji,

jadon galan sunan nu koi tuhade warga insaan hovey, gallan ta fir appey hi aa jandian hun.

baaki fer sahi.

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By jatti on Saturday, June 19, 1999 - 8:48 pm:

laddi ji tuhanu gallan bauhat aundian na????
thanks..

By punjabi on Saturday, June 19, 1999 - 5:05 am:

Hello, Sat Shri Akhal
Husthe raho and hustdian raho....
Any billo in Chicago area!

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MERE PICCHE PICCHE KAHO
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HUN MWERE PICCHE KAHO KACCHA PAAPERD PUKKA PAAPERD JALDI JALDI BOLO NAHIN TAN NAHIN TAN
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By dipu on Monday, June 14, 1999 - 9:14 pm:

hope u get this!!

By Kalandar on Thursday, March 04, 1999 - 3:34 am:

Shaadi to pahla - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi de baad - Agar Tum Na HI Hote:)

Shaadi to pahla - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi de baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi to pahla - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi de baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi to pahla - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi de baad - Mera dimaag kharab si

Shaadi to pahla - Choro ka baadsha Rup ki rani
Shaadi de baad - Kutte da puttar janglee khoti

Shaadi to pahla - Kyamat se kyamat tak
Shaadi de baad - Rasoi se rasoi tak

Shaadi to pahla - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi de baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi to pahla - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi de baad - Pekke vich dil lag gaya tuada

Shaadi to pahla - Chandramukhi
Shaadi de baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi to pahla - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi de baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi to pahla - Titanic
Shaadi de baad - Mortgage

Shaadi to pahla - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi de baad - Hum Aapke Hai VO?

Shaadi to pahla - Yes Boss:)
Shaadi de baad - Bewaqoof

Shaadi to pahla - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi de baad - Pappu di Mammi

Shaadi to pahla - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi de baad - Agle hafte

Shaadi to pahla - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi de baad - Baccho ke samne gandi bateN na karo..mar paraN !

Shaadi to pahla - Sangam
Shaadi de baad - Do raaste

By xoxox on Monday, May 24, 1999 - 6:42 pm:

hi gang hows things going - reply to the usaul address - till when god sees us fit to meet again
take care
love you always xxxx

By Ran on Thursday, May 27, 1999 - 10:09 am:

East or West your jokes are the best!!!!!!!!

By punjabi pj wala on Monday, May 22, 2000 - 9:15 pm:

Main huan thuano ik Kissa sunanda haan.... Stuart Little America which bore hoon de baad Punjab aa-gaya.. Kapa di fasal which look gaya...Mr Little jadaon us no faslaanch lab lab.. kay talli ho gay-ya tey Mr Little nuan apnay Jat bhra Waraich nain salah diti key O huan Stuart dee yaad which ik cotton de shirt banwahey whore Amrica wapas chala jaa-ya... Ae gal Stuart sun lainda hai tey Stuart bhra Waraich de Kameez phar deynda hai...
Bhra Waraich is gal toan mentally torture ho kay saari faslaan katwa deynda hai...
Stuart Little pharaya jaanda hai...Bhra Waraich Stuart ko-loon puchda hai.. key dus Chuhaya Dey bacheya tenu maar kay ithey kuan naa gar dita jaa-ya..
Stuart kuch chir sochan dey baad.. Jat nuan kenhada hai.. Key agar koi thuadi tehmad faar deynda taan tusi key kardey... Jat ek minute-ch kaynda hai.. main usno wad deynda.... Stuart kaindaa hai key ais logic toon te tusi mainu maar nahin sakday... whore agar phir we tusi mainu marna chaho tey mainu apni tehmad pharan da moka deyo...
Our Jat bhra is suitably impressed with Stuart and allows Stuart to go.. only to realize that Stuart tears his tehmad...
Stuart is caught again.. when questioned.. Stuart says I only tore your tehmad I could have also torn something which s under the tehmad.. in that case what you would have done... Jat says I would have killed U instantly.. Once again Stuart manages to convince the Jat to leave him as the crime does not merit death sentence...

rest later..

By saavi.uk on Friday, April 28, 2000 - 6:18 pm:

Ek majedaar joke from Saavi.uk
ek savairay savairay ek pati patni gharon apnay apnay kumaa tay jaan di kahali vich sun.Pati bolyaa
"Aa mai kiha zara meri shirt da botton tan laa de"
Patni late ho rahi si,khij ke boli,
"Jay Aurtan na hundiyan ta mardan de button kaun londa?"
Pati jhat bolyaa
"Jay aurtan na hundiyan tan saanoo buttonaa di lod hi nahi si penni"

By Shera on Tuesday, March 21, 2000 - 9:14 am:

oye, ik tuhanu joke sanaune a,

Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
(a guy waz walkin down the road)

Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
(and a crackhead was commin up on a bike)

Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda,
(the crackhead runs into the walking guy)

Oh dowen buri taran dig jande a.
(they both fall down to the ground)

Jadon dowen uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
(when they both get up, the crackhead says..)

"O kuj nehi hoya, mari mot raggarr aye hai..."
(oh! its okay, you are not that hurt.. its just minor bruses)

"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
(now go, go to the temple and thank god your life was saved!, go on)

Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
(the guy is pretty mad, "what you talking about!!!, first you run into me and cause me injuries and now you are saying that I should go to the temple and thank god!!!")

Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
(the crackhead goes, "belive me man, you should be thankful that I hit you with my cycle")

Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
(the guy says, "and why is that!!.")

Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"
("my good man, i had just gotton on to the bike, I was driving a truck before that!!!!")

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