Kee haal chaal hai?????????
assalamoaliakum
kee haal chaal aay tuhada ..main ajj pehle ware.
Sharabi ji te Missindia jee,
tuhadi feelings te valuable jazbaat da bohat shukriya, Rabb tuhanu humaisha salamat rakhe.
Khalid Ji,
I am so sorry, to hear about your father.
Agar main kahan ke main tuhada dukh samejh sakdi haan, tain eh galat hovega.
Main sirf es nu samjhan di kosish kar sakdi haan.
I can imagin how difficult it would be for you.
Rab tuhanu es sadme vichu bahar niklan vich madat kare.
Rab Rakha.
Khalid bhai
So sorry to hear about your loss. Rabb tuahnu is Sadme to bahar aane di taufeeq bakshe.
Missindia ji,
mein theek han mere father jee di death ho gaee si and I am still in homecountry since March 29. Rab kisay de sir ton buzurgaan da saiyaa na chukkay ..............
Hi Khali Ji,
Kee haal chaal hai tuhada?
Chhajju prahji,
thanks, Rab tuhanu sehat deve.
Chhajju ptahji,
thanks, Rab tuhanu sehat deve.
Khalid bhai
Mai jara thora jya ghat healthy ho gaya si. Mai tuanu likhunga detaila.
Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."
So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.
After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.
There's Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.
"Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?"
Smitty says, "For a hundred bucks I want her nude!"
A young fireman placed a ladder against the bedroom window of a burning house and rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see- through nightie.
"Aha," said he, "you're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!"
"But I'm not pregnant," the brunette indignantly exclaimed.
"You're not rescued yet either."
Pyar ji,
pls. keep it up..
ea ghazal I like it VERY MUCH, ea mere dil di awaz vi hai.. :
bhadak rahi hai aag si hawaaoN meiN
sulag raha hooN baadaloN ke chaaoN meiN
bahaar muJh se chin gayi muJhe bahaar chaaiye
muJhe sukooN chaahiye muJhe karaarn chaahiye
kisi ke dillagi ko pyaar jaanke
main lut gaya hoon dil ki baat maanke
na muJhko chaahiye wafa na muJhko pyaar chaaiye
muJhe sukooN chaahiye muJhe karaarn chaahiye
na jaane kab ye dil ka dard jaayega
rahoonga hosh meiN to gham sataayega
mere liye to raat din bas ik khumaar chaaiye
muJhe sukooN chaahiye muJhe karaarn chaahiye
tadap na mere dil kisi ki aas meiN
hazaar talkhiyaaN hai teri pyaas meiN
tuJhe to saari zindagi ka intezaar chaaiye
muJhe sukooN chaahiye muJhe karaarn chaahiye
Thank you khalid G
Pyar ji,
well said at 03:13PM. (no words tareef alee)
Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida
Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil todrte hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida
chaaha hai jise bhi
kho diya use hi
paane khone ki baatein choro
aab to himmat hi nahi hai kisi ko chaahne ki
Mere khayalon mein kyon aate ho tum
har baar kyon mujhe bekaraar karte ho tum
keh to diya hazaar baar mujhe nahi hai tumse pyar
phir bhi kyon mujhse door jaate nahi ho tum
KITHE GAIYAN PIND DIYAN TAHILIYAN TE BERIYAN
KITHE GAYE PIPLAN DI CHA
DOLLARAN BHULAYIYAN TENU TAHLIYAN TE BERIYAN
DOOR GAYE PIPLAN DI CHA
PARDESI HOYION VE......
DIL TOD GAYION VE...
AMRI NU TERI YAAD MASERA AUNDI E
GAL LAKE TERI PHOTO BUK BUK RONDI A
KHASMAN NU KHAN BEEBA SAB MAJBOORIYAN
FAIDA KI JE RUS GAYE MAA
PARDESI HOYION VE
DIL TOD GAYION VE......
Tear Khayaal dil se mitaya nahi abhi
bedard main ne tujh ko bhulaya nahi abhi
kal toone muskura ke jalaya tha khud jise
seene aa vo chiraag bujhaya nahi abhi
Gardan ko aaj bhi tere baahon ki yaad hai
chaukhat se teri sar ko uthaya nahi abhi
behosh hoke jald tujhe hosh aa gaya
main badnasi hosh mein aaya nahi abhi
Hey Punjabio
DIwali aoun wali hai, kidha phe ki tayarian kitia tusin sarian ne...ptake ptuke ,atish wajian ..khoob chalana ....per jera bach ke!!!!!
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
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6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady••home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so "colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
A popular Amarillo Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed. A fellow
came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him,
What's your IQ?
The man replied, 130. So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
intently and said, This is really cool.
Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it
began the haircut, What's your IQ?
The man responded, 100. So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on The man thought to himself, Wow, this is really cool.
Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the
robot barber asked him, What's your IQ?
The man replied, 70. The robot then said, So, I understand you Democrats
are really excited about John Kerry!
Are We Ready For The Fall Reunion In Pensacola?? 30 September - 3 October
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MAI TE EK CHOR HAN ..MAI AAP KADHE BHI KUJH NAHIN LIKHYA ..PER MAINU SHAYRI BAHUT PASAND HAI..THANKS KHALID JI.
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YUN ZINDGI KI RAAH MAI MAJBOOR HO GAYE
YUN ZINDGI KI RAAH MAI MAZBOOR HO GAYE
INTE HUYE KAREEB KI HUM DOOR HO GYAE
ITNE HUYE KAREEB KI HUM DOOR HO GYAE
;;;
ZINDGI KI TALAASH MAI HUM
MOUT KE KITNE PASS AA GAYE
JABH YEH SOCHA TO GHABRA GAYE
AA GAYE HUM KAHAN AA GAYE
SOCHO HUM KITNE MAJBOOR THE
JO NA KERNA THA WOH KER GAYE
JO NA KERNA THA WOH KER GAYE
EK KHUSHI KI TALAASH MAI ..
KITNE GAM HUM KO TADPA GAYE
JABH YEH SOCHA TO GHABRA GAYE
AA GAYE HUM KAHAN AA GAYE.
CU.
NS SOHAL ji,
bohat shukria, per tusin vi apni shairi bhohat hi achi likhi hei, mere kol tareef karan alee words nahin nhun....really!!!
please keep it up and sahnu isi tarah di shairi da maza lein deo.
Rab rakha
wow u all r like a gems here..khalid ji payar ji te muskaan ji di shairy..bemisaal hai
MANN DI ICHA;;
JADH BHI KADHE KALAM CHUKK KE
KUJH LIKHNA CHAHYA,
TA MERE SOCH NU HAMESHA
TERA HI KHAYAL AAYA.
INJH EK BAARI NAHIN
BAAR BAAR HOVEY
JAPDEY JIWEIN MERE KALAM NU
BHI TERE NALL PYAR HOVEY..
HOPE U LIKE IT..
CU
MissIndia ji,
bus zindagi nu dhakkay mar rahe han, turi ja rahe han, jadon kite hosh aunda hei te kadi kadar net te visit ho janda hei, tusin sunao tusin vi te bohat ghat nazar aunde ho ?
Rab rakha
Khalid Ji,
Tusin ajj kal aiyne ghat kiyon nazer ayunde ho?
Rab Rakha.
Hi Missindia ji,
mein theek han te ajkal vacation te han....bus last days reh gaye ne fer ohio 'kohlu da bail'...tusin sunao kithe ho....te kiddan ?
Hello Khalid Ji
Kee haal chaal hai?????????
missindia ji, khalid ji nu labh rahe ho khair te hei na, vese bot dina to khalid ji najar nai a rahe.
hi
carry on
shayri hi zindagi hai
Hello Khalid Ji,
Kee haal-chal hai
kithe gayeb ho gaye ho tusin???????
oye
oye
Miss India,
tusin gana approx. theek hi likhiya hei per O is tarah hei:
Asan jaan ke meet lai akh way,
jhoothi-moothi da pa liya ee KAKH way,
ke sade wall tak sajna,
ke ek vari tak sajna.
:: weise apne wal attension duwaan da kinna changa bahana hei.....
aya sawan jhoomke rand maro ghoom ke
Hi Khalid Ji,
Ek Pakistani gana:-
Asan jaan ke meet lai akh bai,
jhoothi-moothi da pa liya jhakh bai,
ke sade wall tak sajna,
ke ek vari tak sajna.
Khalid Ji,
Kithe ho tusin?????????
Where r u??????????????
Kahaan ho aap??????????
Thanx Khalid Ji
Thanx Lambu Ji
Miss India It's a good one.
Hello Miss India ji,
badi deir baad nazar aye ho.
Achi ghazal hei belkeh bohat hi achi....
Hello Khalid Ji
Es ton dada dukh na koi,
pyar na vichde,
kise da yaar naa vichde,
kise da yaar na vichde.
Rab Rakha.
chaa.Nd maddham hai aasmaa.N chup hai
nii.nd kii god me.n jahaa.N chup hai
duur vaadii me.n duudhiyaa baadaal
jhuk ke parbatko pyaar karate hai.n
dil me.n naakaam hasarate.n lekar
ham teraa i.ntazaar karate hai.n
in bahaaro.n ke saaye me.n aa jaa
phir mohabbat javaa.N rahe na rahe
zindagii tere naa-muraado.n par
kal talak meharabaa.N rahe na rahe
Khalid ji song acha hai
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Bebay Naal Sulah Kar Ley
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Ath Saal Hoye Saaday One Way Affair Nu
Hun Te Nikah Kar Ley
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Russ Gaee Ayn Ajj Kyoun
Prreto Sade Naal Tu'n
Hath Tera Mangeya Main
Pooray Tin Saal To'n
Gidday Wich Aaja
Thora Hil Kay Dekha Ja
Saanu Duniya De Ki Parva
Kundh Wichon Cha Kar Ley
Pyar di Nigah Kar Ley
Bebay Naal Sulah Kar Ley
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Meray Jeya Sohna
Teinu Labna Wi Ki Nain
Ghodri Uttay Teray Naal
Sajna Wi Koi Nain
Baba Jaan Denvi Na
Dair Kaadi Laanvi Na
Chaitee Naal Mood Bana
Ik Do Gawah Kar Ley
Apna Bhala Kar Ley
Bebay Naal Sulah Kar Ley
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Nazraan Day Waar Teray
Jhallay Eithe Kaun Ni
Sun Nay Batheray Wi
Tay Teray Jeya Kon Ni
Maiday Waala Rang Tera
Sapp Wala Dang Tera
Bohtay Na Jhoot Bula
Hun Tay Sulah Kar Ley
Hun Tay Gila Kar Ley
Bebay Naal Sulah Kar Ley
Preeto Meray Naal Viah Kar Ley
Artist: Abrar-Ul-Haq
Na jee bhar kay dekha na kuch baat ki,
Badi aarzoo thi mulakaat ki !
Kayee saal say kuch khabar hi nahin,
Kahan din guzara kahan raat dee !
Main chup tha to chalti hawa ruk gayee,
Zuban sab samjhtay hain jazbaat ki !
Sitaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
Musaafir nay jaanay kahan raat dee !
Voh toe khushboo hay, havaoN maiN bikhar ja'ay ga
Maslaa phool ka hay, phool kidhar ja'ay ga
Hum toe samjhe thay ke ik zakham hay bhar ja'ay ga
Kya khabar thee ke rug-e-jaaN maiN utar ja'ay ga
Voh havaaoN key tarha khana bajaN phertA hay
Aik jhonka hay joe A'ay ga guzar ja'ay ga
Voh jub A'ay ga toe pher us key rafaqat kay le'ay
Mausam-e-gul miray Angan maiN Tehar ja'ay ga
Akher voh bhee kaheeN rait pe bethee ho gee
Tera ye pyar bhee darya hay, utar ja'ay ga
Mujh ko tehzeeb kay barzukh ka banaya varis
Jurum ye bhee meray ijdad kay sar ja'ay ga
Chalta rehe suraj, chaand rehe mahdam..
yeh khavab hai mushkil, na mil sage gein hum...
AsiN hawa naal ishaq kita
Usnu hath la nahiN sakdE
Usnu chumm nahiN sakdE
Usnu jaffi pa nahiN sakdE
AsiN jaam jehar da bharke pita
Usnu dekh nahiN sakdE
Us naal hass nahiN sakde
Us naal ro nahiN sakdE
ParhE patrE kujh nahiN sita
Us kol khalo nahiN sakdE
Us naal pair (steps) mila nahiN sakde
Usdi sugandhi (fragrance) lai nahiN sakdE
AsiN man (heart) haria kujh nahiN jita
TuN hawa haiN purE (estern) di
TuN hawa haiN pachham (western) di
TuN hawa haiN pahaar (mountain) di
TainU kolE aapnE mehsoos kariA
TainU aapnE naal lipti mehsoos kariA
TainU aapni galwakkri wich mehsoos kariA
Per ih behoshi da ik jamana bita
kyon tum har baat pe yaad aate ho
kyon tum dil ko tadpate ho
kyon tum aansu bankar
meri aankh mein aa jaate ho
Forget his name, forget his face
Forget his kiss and fake embrace
Forget his love that should be true
Remember now, there's something new.
Forget the love you should have shared
Forget the fact that he could have dared.
Forget the times you spent together
Remeber now, he's gone forever
Forget you cried the whole day long,
Forget him when he plays your song,
Forget how close you two should have been,
Remember now, he has chosen her.
Forget the way he used to talk,
Forget the way you memorized his walk,
Forget the time taht he was so sad,
Remember now his happy and glad
Forget the thrills when he passed by
Forget the time that went so fast
Forget the way he spoke your name
Remember now, things aren't the same.
Forget them all, they're just the past
Forget the dreams that didn't last.
Forget him 'coz he forgets you,
There's someone somewhere, suited for you.......
mera imaan mohabbat hai mohabbat ki kasam
saare duniya tere kadmoN pe nichaawar kar doon
chaand taaron se meri jaan tera daaman bhar doon
tere khwaaboN pe kabhi chaa na sake shaam-e-alam
wo jahan ek jahannam hai jahan tu na mile
jal ke mar jaaooon jo ye saaya-e-gesoo na mile
zindagi zehar bhara jaam hai ab tere baghair
teri chaahat pe hai qurbaan mere laakh janam
mushkuraa jaane-e-bahara ke sawera hoga
khatm sadiyon ki riwazon ka andhera hoga
shab ki taqdeer meiN likha hai guzar hi jaana
raah suraj ki kahan rok sake ehle sitam......
Deep from the heart
Jis Chingari se darte teh
woh aag bhengeyi
jis sanam se hum mohabat karte teh
woh sanam befawa ho geyi
pyar meth karna dil toot jaata hai
Chand madhum hai asmaan chup hai
Neend ki godh mein jahaan chup hai
Door vaadi mein doodiya baadal
Jhuk ke parbat ko pyaar karte hain
Dil mein naakaam hasratain lekar
Hum tera intizaar karte hain
In bahaaron ke saaye mein aaja
Phir mohobbat jawaan rahe na rahe
Zindagi tere naa-muraadon par
Kal talak meherbaan rahe na rahe
[Naa-Muraadon = Disappointed People]
Rozz ki tarha aaj bhi taaray
Subha gi gard mein na kho jaayen
Aa tere gham mein jaagti aankhen
Kam se kam ek raat so jaayen
Chand madhum hai aasmaan chup hai
Neend ki godh mein jahaan chup hai
tumne dikhai aise sapne humne neend mein umar gawaadi
ek kami thi Taj Mahal me, mene teri tasweer lagaadi
Khaldi ji,
eh sachin hi bohot achi hai